艾瑪不愛馬

Caroline, who's ready for this high tea?

high tea:下午茶

What about for my friends who don't eat gluten?

gluten:麩質

It's a thoroughbred colt sired from Two Kentucky Derby Winners.

thoroughbred:純種的

sire:（指種馬等雄性動物的）生殖

Look, I may seem confident and successful on the outside, but on the inside, I'm just a soft, nerdy pile of goo.

goo:（令人不舒服的）黏稠物質

I mean, we didn't plan on having kids so soon, but now that we are, I'm stoked.

stoked:興奮的

I'll get him on the best-dressed toddler's list.

toddler:學步的兒童

I've been having to hold it in for an hour!

hold in:抑制，在劇中指"憋尿"

You can't go in there with this stroller.

stroller:嬰兒車

Oh! Is that a suede onesie?

suede:仿麂皮，絨面革

onesie:嬰兒穿的連身衣

It was amazing, his skin was like almost iridescent in the sun.

iridescent:色彩斑斕閃耀的

All we had was one magical champagne infused night.

infuse:灌注

 Yeah, that relief comes in waves.

come in waves:一波接一波地來

If I don't lose at least one friend out of jealousy, it will be a complete failure.

如果沒有朋友因為嫉妒和我絕交，那就太失敗了

It's a family tradition to buy the newly engaged man a racehorse as a gift.
Wow, our only family tradition is avoiding eye contact when grandma says something racist.

這是家族傳統給最近訂婚的男人買一匹賽馬當禮物

我們家唯一的傳統就是在外婆說種族歧視的話時避免眼神交換

Insults are a two-way street.
If you don't react, there's no fun in it for me

侮辱是相互的，如果你不反抗，那我還有什麼樂趣

Unlike the windows you clean, I can see right through you.

不像你擦的窗戶，我可是一眼就能看穿你

中文翻譯來自：人人影視字幕組